Neon Frenchie“Chrome Pout, Midnight Glow”
Think lavender cold foam over a midnight espresso tonic—this Frenchie embroidery layers chrome vinyl with satin pours to keep the side-eye sparkling after dark. Every stitch is calibrated to bounce club lights and neon café glow without watering down the grump.
Chrome Puff
Layered metallic vinyl over satin stitches for liquid shine.
UV Reactive
Neon fill pops under blacklight to keep the pout glowing after hours.
Gradient Mesh
Ombre mesh panels keep air flow high without dimming the vibe.
Voltage Cloud Bomber
Quilted satin bomber with chrome Frenchie applique, ultraviolet piping, and ribbing dipped in magenta fade.
- UV-reactive underlay
- Matte black hardware
- Hidden card pocket
Laser Grid Half-Zip
Boxy half-zip with translucent mesh sleeves, reflective taping, and chrome-outlined embroidery front and center.
- Cooling mesh sleeves
- Iridescent zipper pull
- Elastic bungee hem
Afterglow Graphic Tee
Vintage-weight tee that stacks puff ink slogans with glow-in-the-dark liner art of the Neon Frenchie pout.
- Puff + glow inks
- Relaxed drop shoulder
- Enzyme wash finish
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