Grumpy Pug“Espresso Shot of Attitude”
Poured like a double-shot cortado with burnt caramel foam, this embroidery layers buttery satin threads, plush chenille cheeks, and a stitched brow permanently saying “Don't talk to me.” Brew it onto hoodies, market totes, and cappuccino sleeves.
Color-matched to our “Triple Espresso” fleece blend.
Metallic copper thread outlines add a subtle shimmer under café lights.
Pair with the Cinnamon Roll bandana for a full grump uniform.
Barista Crew Hoodie
14oz brushed fleece with chenille brow applique, latte ribbing, and a reinforced kangaroo pocket for contraband biscuits.
- Chenille + satin layering
- Hidden phone sleeve
- Contrast latte rib cuffs
Half-Zip Espresso Shell
Structured French terry with mock-neck zip, copper metallic outline, and drop-shoulder fit for post-roast slouching.
- Wind-lined yoke
- Matte gunmetal zipper
- Boxy drop shoulder
Latte Graphic Tee
Soft-wash cotton tee with layered heat vinyl typography and puff ink details that survive every caffeine spill.
- Puff vinyl slogans
- Side-slit hem
- Pre-shrunk enzyme wash
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